Glamazons vs The Curse of the Chainmail Bikini

Pushed to the brink by pervy medieval blacksmiths and sweaty basement dwellers alike, killing monsters is the easy part — now the Glamazons must face their most difficult challenge — finding female armor that is actually functional! Help our intrepid heroes smash, bash and crash through goblin heads, dragon hearts and the male gaze alike; then stare each other down in a battle of wills for who gets the spoils!

The goal of the game is to be the first to collect a full set of properly protective armor to cover your paperdoll character mat. Crafted from the corpses of iconic monsters you’ve killed, each piece of armor in the game is unique and thematically tied to the creature it’s made from. These pieces of armor are represented by reusable vinyl stickers with which you get to play dress up! But each dead monster has only enough raw materials to make a single piece of armor, and you’ll have to figure out who gets credit for the kill — you or your “Best Friend”.

Gameplay features a boiled-down bluffing system that puts the focus squarely on social interaction. The tension of trying to catch your Best Friend in a stone cold lie while you stare across the table looking for the slightest betraying twitch is the heart that beats strong within this game. You have no one to blame but yourself if you get stuck picking out glitter wedgies while the winner gets to go adventure in fabulous-yet-practical Glamazon style!


95 cards / 35 reusable stickers / 6 player mats

Designed by Matt Fantastic

Art by Kat G Bermelin

Plays: 2-6

Time: 30 mins

Ages: 13+